Alien epstein - T-shirt

Sure, aliens are neat, but have you ever tried uncovering the VIP guest list of a notorious pedophile? Because nothing screams 'fun' like peeling back the layers of a depraved social circle. Move over, Roswell; we've got a conspiracy of a different kind to unravel. Who needs extraterrestrial mysteries when there are terrestrial horrors to explore?

This t-shirt has a very good quality. It is 203g/m² and made out of 100% cotton. It will last longer than... well, let's just say, your average New Year's resolution.